Prophets of the Time Toaster

We've been tasked with consulting the Oracle of the Void.

The Oracle of the Void is a mystical being of immense power and knowledge, capable of seeing into the fabric of time itself.

We've been summoned to seek the Oracle's counsel on a matter of great import: the optimal toasting settings for our Time Toaster 9000.

Our experts are currently in a meeting with the Oracle, but we'll post updates as soon as we receive them.